5:56 PM

What girls do when they don't have children



When you are in my position in life...This is what you come to...A man, who has a whole lot of homework, and for some reason believes that ESPN helps him focus.
So this is what I have to resort to, as to not disrupt the learning that he is doing.
Aren't they cute little mummy men? Aren't they just adorable with their mustard yellow eyes as they sit in their spa of sludge (aka the best darn homemade (by Kim) chili that ever did exist)
Also, when you don't have children, other people's children seem to be a whole lot cuter. Such as this dude.
Notice the mustache on this kid's jack'o'lantern.





7:44 AM

I work in a computer lab

So sometimes I waste time online...

Today's waste of time pick:
Reading an old blog from the first year of our family blog.

I suggest everyone reads, enjoys, and keeps on playing the game

1:26 PM

Who would win a fight between...

Here's how this game goes. The first person posts "Who would win a fight between..." and puts two people. The next comment answers and then posts their own "Who would win a fight between..." I'll do the first two so you can see how it works.

Who would win a fight between Big Bird and Elmo?

14 things to say:

D.R.BROWN FAMILY said...

Big Bird! Have you seen the size of that puppet? Elmo would have to do some serious ankle biting to take down that bird.

Who would win a fight between Maddie and Kylie?

D.R.BROWN FAMILY said...

Thats a tuff one but i would have it would be a tie because kylie is pretty feisty and maddie is pretty big. Good thing they live far away from eachother.

Who would win a fight between Godzilla and King Kong.

D.R.BROWN FAMILY said...

Godzilla for sure. One wack with that tail and the ape is gone.

Who would win a fight between a Davis Spartan and a Davis Dart?

D.R.BROWN FAMILY said...

How much armor is on the spartan? Is their poison on the dart? I guess the dart being inadimante has it's disadvantages. SPARTAN WINS.

Who would win a fight between Christian Bale in Newsies or Christian Bale in Swing Kids? (I won't even put in Christian Bale in Batman- he would cause some serious damage) ((Hmmmm, I wonder who wrote this one???))

D.R.BROWN FAMILY said...

Definitely Christian Bale in Swing Kids. Don't mess with the Nazi's, they wouldn't even let unions form in their day. Does that answer your question Shelly? :)

Who would win in a fight between Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen?

D.R.BROWN FAMILY said...

So we go from my childhood crush to Davey's....I would have to go with Mary Kate. Her name is longer. Also they're identical so no matter who it was we'll call her "Mary Kate"

Who would win a fight The Jolly Green Giant or Mr. Clean?

D.R.BROWN FAMILY said...

The Jolly Green Giant, unless Mr. Clean squirted anticeptic in his eyes. Ho-Ho-Ho

Who would win a fight between mom and acid faced aliens from outer space?

D.R.BROWN FAMILY said...

Mom for sure! She'd just say something funny. Either they'd laugh to death or be to shocked to continue the fight.

Who would win a fight between Wayne and Garth?

D.R.BROWN FAMILY said...

Waynes seems stronger but lets not forget that Garth keeps drumsticks on him at all times. While Waynes monologuing and tucking his hair behind his ears *BAM*

Who would win a fight between Ralphy and Bobby (king of the hill)?

D.R.BROWN FAMILY said...

That would be Bobby. Ralphy would just get scared and wet himself and run away. Poor Ralphy.

Who would win between David and Kim's boyfriend?

some mormon lady... said...

David, he has a more permanant attatchment to Kimmie. James could always find another girlfriend but David couldn't find another sister. Wait a minute, yes he could. I guess then I'd go with James.

Who would win a fight between Bambi and Gus Gus?

D.R.BROWN FAMILY said...

Though we all know Bambi has these incredible ripling muscles and massive antlers by the end of the movie, Gus Gus is going to win the fight. He seems to know how to get humans on his side, and lets face it, humans killed Bambi's mom.

Who would win a fight between Lisa and the Gunny Man (yum yum yummy)?

D.R.BROWN FAMILY said...

ok- i don't know who posted this, but I think we all know that I (lisa) am an adult and do not fight imaginary things. With that said.. Gunny Man wins.

Who would win a fight between Jared and Ronald McDonald?

D.R.BROWN FAMILY said...

I asked the kids who would win a game between uncle jared and ronald mcdonald (i thought a fight wasn't a very child friendly word). The conversation went like this:

Kirtlan- I don't know
Kimmie- What do you think Maddie?
Maddie- Umm...Grandma Brown!
Kirtlan- Or Uncle Davey!

So, apparently people who aren't playing can win.

So who would win a fight between the "Superman Returns" Superman and the "Smallville" Superman?