A Nightmare...

This is Chad...

One day last week, Kirtlan was up with me before I went to work. He told me about a dream he had. It went something like this, "Dad I had a dream last night that was kind of like a nightmare, but not really. There was this monster who was trying to eat me. Then he chased me and chased me, and then he caught up and ate me."
"That sounds scary bud."
"Not really, because he didn't have any teeth."
"Oh. [not willing to discuss digestive juices at this time] so what did you do?"
"I found a door and got out. But then the monster chased me again and I ran away really fast because I didn't want to get eaten again."
"but then you could have just left out the door again."
"yeah. But that's a lot of trouble."